A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to
end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she
could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped
her.
“You have so much to live for,” said the sailor. “Look, I’m off to
Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of
you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.”
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always
wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he would bring her sandwiches and make love
to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
inspection.
“What are you doing here?” asked the captain.
“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied.
“He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry”….
