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A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.

“You have so much to live for,” said the sailor. “Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.”

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted.

That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

“What are you doing here?” asked the captain.

“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied. “He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he’s screwing me.”

“He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry”….

A 12 years old child walking along the sidewalk dragging a dead frog that was ran over connected to a rope.

He goes to a "health club" opens the door and comes to the madam telling her: "I want to sleep with one of the women inside. I have money and I do not agree to leave." The madam thought to herself, "why not", and told him to enter and select one of the lovely girls. The child said: "I heard that all the men say they were forced to get a shot after they made love with Lucy. This is the girl that I want! "

Because the child was so stubborn and had money to pay for the service, The madam sent him to Lucy as he requested. The child turned down the corridor to the room of Lucy, dragging the dead frog . Ten minutes later he returns, still dragging the dead frog. He paid the madam and went outside. The madam was very curious, stopped him and asks: "Why did you choose precisely the only girl that has infectious disease?" The child replied: "Well, if you must know, tonight, my parents going to a restaurant to eat in the house leaves me with the babysitter. After they leave, the babysitter will make love to me because she loves little cute children. Then, she will have this disease as well.

When Mom and Dad will come back, Dad will take the babysitter to her house. Then he will fuck her and in the same way he will get the disease. Afterwards dad returns home, and he and my mother will make love and my mother will get the disease as well. At the morning, my father will go to work, the milkman will be come over, he milks my mom and then they are having a quickie. Then the milkman will carry the disease as well. He… the milkman, is the son of a bitch, that ran over my frog