House in the country… $1,000,000
Three Luxury Cars… $150,000
Leaving town during a cold Minnesota winter without turning off the water
pipes in your garage… PRICELESS
Cost of the book “1001 ways to pick up women”… $19.99
Drinks for you and your new “date” … $100
Cover charge at “Moe’s” … n/c
Picture of you, using lesson #173 on your new date in FULL VIEW of the whole
damn bar!! … PRICELESS!
