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Tiger Woods & the Cigar Guy A new item to the Internet memes. Started with during the Ryder Cup, Tiger Woods shot a a photographer for the Daily Mail- resulted in the above image. It’s not Tiger Woods;it’s the Cigar Guy. Look at the right side of the image and see the guy with the turban on his head, hands in the pockets and a cigar? That’s Cigar Guy!!

Two women were playing golf. One of them hit the ball and watched in horror how the ball flew directly to a group of four men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately grabbed his hands and put them between his legs, fell to the ground and began to writhe in pain.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. “Please let me help. I am a Doctor, I know I can ease the pain, if you want to allow me,” she told him.

“Oh no, I’ll be fine. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” replied the man. He was in agony, lying on the ground in a fetal position, still holding his hands between the legs.

Because she insisted, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them on the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

After gently massaged for several minutes she asked: “How does it feel?

Feels great, he said, but I still think my thumb is broken!