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		<title>Story about a child with a dead frog</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 12 years old child walking along the sidewalk dragging a dead frog that was ran over connected to a rope. He goes to a &#34;health club&#34; opens the door and comes to the madam telling her: &#34;I want to sleep with one of the women inside. I have money and I do not agree [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A 12 years old child walking along the sidewalk dragging a dead frog that<br />
was ran over  connected to a rope. </p>
<p>He goes to a &quot;health club&quot; opens the door and comes to the madam telling<br />
her:<br />
&quot;I want to sleep with one of the women inside. I have money and I do not<br />
agree to leave.&quot;<br />
The madam thought to herself, &quot;why not&quot;, and told him to enter and select<br />
one of the lovely girls.<br />
The child said: &quot;I heard that all the men say they were forced to get a shot<br />
after they made love with Lucy. This is the girl that I want! &quot; </p>
<p>Because the child was so stubborn and had money to pay for the service, The<br />
madam sent him to Lucy as he requested.<br />
The child turned down the corridor to the room of Lucy, dragging the dead<br />
frog .<br />
Ten minutes later he returns, still dragging the dead frog. He paid the<br />
madam and went outside.<br />
The madam was very curious, stopped him and asks: &quot;Why did you choose<br />
precisely the only girl that has infectious disease?&quot;<br />
The child replied:<br />
&quot;Well, if you must know, tonight, my parents going to a restaurant to eat in<br />
the house leaves me with the babysitter.<br />
After they leave, the babysitter will make love to me because she loves<br />
little cute children.<br />
Then, she will have this disease as well.</p>
<p>When Mom and Dad will come back, Dad will take the babysitter to her house.<br />
Then he will fuck her and in the same way he will get the disease.<br />
Afterwards dad returns home, and he and my mother will make love and my<br />
mother will get the disease as well.<br />
At the morning, my father will go to work, the milkman will be come over, he<br />
milks my mom and then they are having a quickie. Then the milkman  will<br />
carry the disease as well.<br />
He&#8230; the milkman,  is the son of a bitch, that ran over my frog</p>
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