Night out clubbing… $100
Finding that perfect chick.. FREE
Food after clubbing…. $10
Being SO HORNEY You don’t really care where you f**k… PRICELESS
Your best T-Shirt… $10
An evening of free drinks provided by your bug fat ugly horny neighbor… $
Free
Your picture on the internet sucking on her big hanging fat-filled wobbly
tits… PRICELESS
Wedding gown… $950
Wedding reception… $10,000
Getting drunk and pulling up your gown to show everyone you are wearing
"something new"… Pricele$$
