A Chinese man goes for divorce,

Judge: What’s the reason?

Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come?

2 You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
“Please let me help. I am a Doctor, I know I can ease the pain, if you want to allow me,” she told him.

“Oh no, I’ll be fine. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” replied the man.
He was in agony, lying on the ground in a fetal position, still holding his hands between the legs.

Because she insisted, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them on the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

After gently massaged for several minutes she asked: “How does it feel?

Feels great, he said, but I still think my thumb is broken!